[quote=John McClane]I’m gonna be sick[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Contrast therapy has been booked for Thursday evening. :D[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]What rock are you living under and are they selling any in the neighborhood? Because try as I might that shit getting plastered everywhere I go.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]My local float tank center is about to open up a contrast therapy suite. Bout time![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Finished season 6 of [i]GoT[/i] this weekend. I forgot how god awful those dragons sound. Like nails on a chalk board.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I just walked into Walmart, spent 20 minutes shopping, and only realized when I got back to the truck that I left the keys in the ignition. Good thing no one knows how to drive manual anymore.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Ya can’t really expect someone who can’t spring for a better flavored beer to not litter.

I drank Bud Ice and Steel Reserve, so I shouldn’t throw stones. Or empty cans in this case.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]It’s just not a proper childhood until you’ve picked up used drug paraphernalia and sex toys. But by far the most copious item was empty cans of Old Milwaukee.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Just seeing the word skunked up diaper is giving me flashback to picking up trash on the side of the road. I’ve smelled things you can’t unsmell.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]What do you get when you send a lot of PMs? Bloated[/quote]