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The Shoutbox
I’m gonna be sick
Contrast therapy has been booked for Thursday evening.
What rock are you living under and are they selling any in the neighborhood? Because try as I might that shit getting plastered everywhere I go.
My local float tank center is about to open up a contrast therapy suite. Bout time!
Finished season 6 of GoT this weekend. I forgot how god awful those dragons sound. Like nails on a chalk board.
I just walked into Walmart, spent 20 minutes shopping, and only realized when I got back to the truck that I left the keys in the ignition. Good thing no one knows how to drive manual anymore.
Ya can’t really expect someone who can’t spring for a better flavored beer to not litter.

I drank Bud Ice and Steel Reserve, so I shouldn’t throw stones. Or empty cans in this case.
It’s just not a proper childhood until you’ve picked up used drug paraphernalia and sex toys. But by far the most copious item was empty cans of Old Milwaukee.
Just seeing the word skunked up diaper is giving me flashback to picking up trash on the side of the road. I’ve smelled things you can’t unsmell.
What do you get when you send a lot of PMs? Bloated