The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by Harry Lime
Hello truly excellent MoFoers. I hope you're all doing well and healthy.

Thinking about this old place lately.
Heya Harry!
Originally Posted by doubledenim
If we can learn something from this crisis, let it be this.

Why are we not using bidets?

I have a feeling machismo is partially to blame.
Dude... We don't even know how to use the 3 seashells. Wtf is a bidet?
Other helpful tips for a nice strong immune system include: Growing up in damp basements. Getting bit by bugs and spiders. Swimming in mud puddles.
Damn right. Truth box, b*tch!
If you smoke plenty of crack, you'll get a nice strong immune system. This a fact I have learned. And thats all you really need.
Just waiting on that free money from the gov'ment. Imma buy so much crack. So much...
If they're gonna give us a some free money during this thing... Maybe they could just shut the bills off for a few weeks to?
It really just depends what network they use. I got a data plan on this Walmart phone. Its only 10 gigs but they use the Verizon network, so my pretty much always works.
I wonder.
Drinking Corona doesn't seem to be working. Guess it's back to crack!