[quote=Powdered Water][quote=Harry Lime]Hello truly excellent MoFoers. I hope you're all doing well and healthy.

Thinking about this old place lately.[/quote]
Heya Harry![/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]If we can learn something from this crisis, let it be this.

Why are we not using bidets? 

I have a feeling machismo is partially to blame.[/font][/quote]
Dude... We don't even know how to use the 3 seashells. Wtf is a bidet?[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Other helpful tips for a nice strong immune system include: Growing up in damp basements. Getting bit by bugs and spiders. Swimming in mud puddles.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Damn right. Truth box, b*tch![/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]If you smoke plenty of crack, you'll get a nice strong immune system. This a fact I have learned. And thats all you really need.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Just waiting on that free money from the gov'ment. Imma buy so much crack. So much...[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]If they're gonna give us a some free money during this thing... Maybe they could just shut the bills off for a few weeks to?[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]It really just depends what network they use. I got a data plan on this Walmart phone. Its only 10 gigs but they use the Verizon network, so my pretty much always works.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]I wonder.[/quote]

[quote=Powdered Water]Drinking Corona doesn't seem to be working. Guess it's back to crack![/quote]