[quote=The Rodent][quote=AgrippinaX][quote=John McClane]my interview yesterday was weird. really need this job[/quote]

Weird how? In my experience, sometimes the weird ones do turn out well.[/quote]

Well, the question was... Where do you see yourself in 2 years?
Answer JM gave was: In your chair.

Didn't go down well.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][quote=John McClane]halfway through the lost levels of Super Mario Bros on the game boy addition. talk about frustrating and challenging.[/quote]

Aaahhhhh, back when videogames had substance.
I miss those days.

I remember Zelda: A Link To The Past on the SNES taking me 12 months to complete when it was new in 1992, and I never fully completed SNES Mario Kart or even Gran Turismo on PS1.

Compared to more modern games, when I completed on first try, all 3 of the first Halo games in under 3 hours.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][quote=Death Proof][quote=John McClane]yay! rain :)

pollen count been murdering[/quote]

I remember one summer in the late 90's we didn't get rain for something like 2 months straight - everything was covered in yellow pollen. The count for that time of year was normally something like 500 - that year it was 5000.

When it did finally rain it looked like rivers of piss roiling down the street.[/quote]


Summer 2012 the UK had a drought, and all the underground reservoirs dried up.

MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".

**Drum-roll**

Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Almost got me.
Almost.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]I'm guessing their milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Damn I'm old.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][quote=Torgo]It has nothing to do with a certain Cardi B/Megan Thee Stallion collaboration, then. Carry on.[/quote]

I don't know who that is.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Don't knock WAP internet.

As an 18 year old, I met sooooo many girls through it.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Set in the late 90’s, everyone is playing Snake on their Nokia.[/font][/quote]

With WAP internet that 90s computer nerds said "it's fake-net, it' not the [b]true[/b] internet"[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][img]https://i.imgur.com/oj1YiqJ.gif[/img][/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Yeah I thought Apple Pay was just bartering.[/quote]