[quote=The Rodent][quote=John McClane]And don’t get me started on BlackBerry.[/quote]

I want pie now :([/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][quote=John McClane]Highly debating getting rid of the recliner. I feel like it’s hindering my productivity.[/quote]


In that case, it should be rename The Decliner.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Might be the rationing I've been doing tbh.
Eating air and drinking steam... gives me the sh*ts.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]:D
Magna Farta: The Rodent's Eau De Toilette Range:[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Don't know what's wrong with my stomach, but I sat on the toilet and did such a massive fart I swear it pushed all the water round the U-bend.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][quote=Yoda]I vote mineral.[/quote]


:laugh:[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]You got the same ones in your garden?[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Close up of the tiny flowers:
[img]https://i.imgur.com/JnZRhdL.jpg[/img][/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Any gardeners out there help me with this?
No idea what it is...

[img]https://i.imgur.com/oaH00bF.jpg[/img][/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][quote=John McClane]So my laptop is getting delivered today. God bless the US Postal system.[/quote]


Didn't know laptops had livers to begin with.
Delivered. [i]De-livered[/i].

Get it?[/quote]