The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by John McClane
That feeling when you restore your phone and see all your apps downloading again. It's going to be a long evening
My phone crashed the other week and I had to use factory reset.
Only problem, I forgot to remove the SIM and it decided to reset that as well and I lost absolutely everything from the phonebook and texts
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Oh boy, that takes me back to my ZX Spectrum days. Start the tape loading, paint the outside of the house, take a nap, go out for a meal and a cpl of pints then come back just in time to watch it crash on 97%.

(This shout may or may not incorporate a touch of exaggeration)
If you ever did get any of those games to load though, you'd play them for 3-4 minutes and turn it off because they were poo
Originally Posted by John McClane
Originally Posted by Yoda
I'd, uh, definitely have that looked at.
Health is for the rich!

I think it might be stress/anxiety related.
Usually my argument comes from The Lost Boys.
"If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself"
Originally Posted by ynwtf
I envision one The Rodent standing against a balcony rail, laptop and a meat pie in hand, swooning and calling out, "O Ratmeo, Ratmeo! wherefore art thou Ratmeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name, Vader! Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my Photoshop needs for the coming Countdown, else I'll no longer be a MOFO!"


o.O

Or something along those lines.
I was chanting Saruman spells at the weather to keep it sunny so I can paint these new planters tbh before it pisses down.
I stuck a post in that lockdown thread seeing as there's already loads of pics of my garden in there
I'm back, kinda

Past week I've been having building work done on the balcony... been stupidly busy the past week.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks...

"Is this stool taken?"
Weird thing with the Lotto in the UK...

I checked the stats a few years back on winners and it was like, 99% of the winners since the Lotto started in 1994 live in the Greater London area.

Basically already millionaires.
Is the word "Queue" just a Q followed by four silent letters?

Are the "e's" in "Bee" silent?

And in the word "Scent"... is the S silent or the C silent?
"My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket."
- Billy Connolly