The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by mattiasflgrtll6
Can someone help me find the user remembrance thread?

Was it this one?
https://www.movieforums.com/communit...highlight=lost
Originally Posted by mattiasflgrtll6
Can someone help me find the user remembrance thread?

Trying to find it. I thought it was a Sexy Celebrity thread. Currently scanning...
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Bar stools are one of the things that totally confuddle me - they're generally not shaped like a bar at all really
Bar stools is actually a b*stardisation.
Their real name is Bar's Tools.

Bars use them to get people to stay and buy more beer.
Yep, it's true, Austruck really is a 6'2 Ozzy truck driver... complete with uncombed beard, non-descript red baseball cap and egg stains on the white sleeveless vest.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Once Amazon has succeeded in providing one day shipping for all their items they will have officially ruined internet shopping.
God creates man
Man creates the high street
The high street creates internet shopping
Internet shopping destroys the high street and creates Amazon
Amazon destroys internet shopping

- Ian Malcolm, 1993
And the collective noun for a group of Penguins is a Nunnery.
Also, did you know the collective noun for Kangaroos is a Ricochet?
Originally Posted by John McClane
So my teacher made a very valid point about why you cant make it as a musician in our hometown: we have too much free music.

Hes not wrong.
That'll be the CIA's program put in place in the 70s as a social experiment to keep the man down.
Use a spoon. Far more hygenic.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Originally Posted by doubledenim
How many people would sign up for hibernation pod, right about now?

A funk soul brother would.
I dunno if you've ever used a sensory deprivation pod before but man, it is the bees knees.

Did you know that the technical term for bee's knees is "sugar-bucket leg elbows"