[quote=Yoda]There's a "New Topic" button on the top left of each forum.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Nobody in their right mind would trust the stock market in the short term.

Nobody in their right mind would fail to trust it in the long term.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Eh, I mean the problem there is we all have regular brownies often enough that it's hard to measure up. But, I dunno about you guys, but I've never had an oatmeal cream cookie sandwich [i]except[/i] for Little Debbie.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Zebra Cakes. Yes.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Rank 'em![/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Totally agree re: humor, just a certain brand. I think what we need is silliness, rather than "it's funny that I tricked you." Also way too easy for people to really believe insane things right now.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Yeah, normally I love messing with people/the site on April Fool's, but this year messing with people just doesn't seem like a good idea.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda][quote=TONGO]So I'm guessing Ned getting BANNED is an April Fools joke[/quote]
Can confirm Ned is not banned.

He does, however, really need to check his PMs at least occasionally.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda][quote=Sedai]I've decided to start a side business myself, if you can call it that. From here on out, All MoFos can pay me $50 to NOT send them a nude photo of myself. Trust me, it's totally worth it![/quote]
That's a steal at twice the price. I'll take five.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Dude's just got a funny voice and a funny face. He's perfect for commercials.[/quote]