[quote=Austruck][quote=ynwtf]Starring Jake Gyllenpeg?[/quote]
Starring Jake from State Farm.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=ynwtf]i think most of us just assume you ARE the website. like a weird movie-obsessed version of HAL. all knowing within the confines of the MOFO "mainframe." accessing..... [i]AC[/i]cessing.....
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He IS the website. He started his first website (a site of sports trivia, which he conjured up on his own without the aid of the not-yet-existing Google) in his early teen years. He has a sort of photographic memory about facts and figures. 

Scary, really, until you remember he's the embodiment of a whole website. Then it makes more sense.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=Yoda]Comedy Countdown ballot time, people!

https://www.movieforums.com/ballot.php

Annoying PMs and banners have begun.[/quote]
Voted! :)[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=Allaby]Also, I went to the mall and got Brain Damage.[/quote]
I often have that reaction to going to a mall.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck]Is that Donny Osmond??

[quote=doubledenim][img] https://media1.giphy.com/media/N9ZT6slXwV8Ag/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493b9rqq5z9fp9k759wipr1r5rewx9velr7d45d8so2y&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img][/quote][/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=Pandora]If you are a short film lover, please join the Audience Juries of the 20th GwangHwaMun International Short Film Festival (Online)! 

More information: https://www.moviebloc.com/notice/view?nt_uuid=nt_11ecc75efb903d8fb80e023f85d07bb2[/quote]
I'm 5'2". 
Is that short enough?[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane]But he turned it to eleven, right?

Or is it too soon to make that joke?[/quote]
It is never too soon or too early for a Spinal Tap joke.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane]Don't rub it in. Bad enough I wake with a stiff back everyday.[/quote]
Pffft! Amateurs, all of ya! Gonna be 61 in a week. No joint issues at ALL here. Seriously. Nothing. Yay me! :D[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane][quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane]It was 80 degrees two days ago and now it’s gonna be 60 something. Too bad old age don’t work that way[/quote]
It was 86+ here two days ago. Today it's 40 and tonight there is a frost warning. O joy.[/quote]My knees ache with these turns of weather.[/quote]
Gosh, you're getting old. :D[/quote]

[quote=Austruck][quote=John McClane]It was 80 degrees two days ago and now it’s gonna be 60 something. Too bad old age don’t work that way[/quote]
It was 86+ here two days ago. Today it's 40 and tonight there is a frost warning. O joy.[/quote]