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Originally Posted by ynwtf
Starring Jake Gyllenpeg?
Starring Jake from State Farm.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
i think most of us just assume you ARE the website. like a weird movie-obsessed version of HAL. all knowing within the confines of the MOFO "mainframe." accessing..... ACcessing.....
He IS the website. He started his first website (a site of sports trivia, which he conjured up on his own without the aid of the not-yet-existing Google) in his early teen years. He has a sort of photographic memory about facts and figures.

Scary, really, until you remember he's the embodiment of a whole website. Then it makes more sense.
Originally Posted by Yoda
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Originally Posted by Allaby
Also, I went to the mall and got Brain Damage.
I often have that reaction to going to a mall.
Is that Donny Osmond??

Originally Posted by doubledenim
Originally Posted by Pandora
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I'm 5'2".
Is that short enough?
Originally Posted by John McClane
But he turned it to eleven, right?

Or is it too soon to make that joke?
It is never too soon or too early for a Spinal Tap joke.
Originally Posted by John McClane
Don't rub it in. Bad enough I wake with a stiff back everyday.
Pffft! Amateurs, all of ya! Gonna be 61 in a week. No joint issues at ALL here. Seriously. Nothing. Yay me!
Originally Posted by John McClane
Originally Posted by Austruck
Originally Posted by John McClane
It was 80 degrees two days ago and now itís gonna be 60 something. Too bad old age donít work that way
It was 86+ here two days ago. Today it's 40 and tonight there is a frost warning. O joy.
My knees ache with these turns of weather.
Gosh, you're getting old.
Originally Posted by John McClane
It was 80 degrees two days ago and now itís gonna be 60 something. Too bad old age donít work that way
It was 86+ here two days ago. Today it's 40 and tonight there is a frost warning. O joy.