The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by doubledenim
I would have thought that Lady A would have posted some of those baby pics before.

Those ears!
Li'l Yoda was born before the digital age, so the photos from his babyhood are scarce.
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Tangent.

(ha - beat that one )
He can't beat that. I taught him math. (Although I did get the joke.)
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Picked up old Howard the Duck on DVD at Wal-Mart the other night. $3.75 very well spent.
Indeed. Mind if I ask what you spent the other $3.74 on?
BTW, it was a Plymouth Volare station wagon with wood paneling! Surely there were better cars to steal than that thing!
Originally Posted by John McClane
That?s what they all say right before they send out an email about the warehouse fire.
We had a car repaired (someone hit it in front of our house while I was in labor with Yoda's brother)... and the dealer who repaired it called to say it was ready and they were going to retrieve it from their back lot (where they put the cars they were finished with).

An hour later, just as I was about to catch the bus to head to the dealership, they called back. Someone had STOLEN our car off the lot!
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Originally Posted by Austruck
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Mornings are better when you don't have to be at work any sooner than you want to.
Mornings are better when they start at noon.
You don't have to worry about waiting on the paper to get there.
Paper? What century do you live in? We don't need no steenkin' paper! Just coffee. After noon.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Mornings are better when you don't have to be at work any sooner than you want to.
Mornings are better when they start at noon.
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Originally Posted by doubledenim
The week of March 4th, 2o2o is when you need to schedule your next trip.
Vegas in March? No thanks, far too cold.
My parents lived there for a decade. They LOVED winter in Vegas, having lived in Pennsylvania most of their lives. They found it refreshing in March.

Better than 115° in the summer!
Originally Posted by Sedai
Happy Halloween, everyone!
Right back atcha! It's raining cats and dogs here, which means we'll be eating leftover Halloween candy for weeks!
Unironically, the puppet's name is Lambchop. And the puppeteer was Shari Lewis.