[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic][i]Hanging out with people who have a boat may make you think you want a boat.

This is incorrect. 

You do not want a boat. You just want to hang out more with the people who have a boat.[/i][/font][/quote]
reminds me of the time a girl took me to crash a boat party. then left me there on the dock with a bunch of people i just met. at least i got plates from the buffets. :D[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]been forever since i had Yuengling. and it’ll be forever before i drink another[/quote]

[quote=QuantezQuiz][i]Well, I'll be doubly mind butt focked! TrashEpics is down! 🗑️Epics![/i][/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]R. O. F. L.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic][i]Ryan Gosling sucks![/i][/font][/quote]

[quote=ScannerDarkly]You okay there Denim?[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][center][img]https://media0.giphy.com/media/5xtDarE6xDVfXhudrVK/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952vazjttc09q5g4sp910030juluaaaos2j6l4jkvnu&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img][/center][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic][i]Work emails and texting with strangers has eliminated my need for the period![/i][/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic][i]Don’t let them give you the skinny noodle![/i][/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic][i]My narrow ass not being able to float
 in a lake is real!!![/i][/font][/quote]

[quote=Act III]This sort of thing can happen when the situation isn't what it seems.[/quote]