[quote=Sedai]They figured I only have two brain cells or something... Terrible deal![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]They figured you got two feet and two hands. Why can't you drive both?[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]VW sends me an email today "Exciting news! We have a 2015 Jetta for sale you will love!"

I currently own a 2013 Jetta with only 61k miles on it. The one they are advertising has 82k on it. 

"Only 15,000 dollars!"

It's the exact same car, with the same options, and it's even the same color. 

So in other words, I drive my car to the dealership, sign a paper that says I owe them 15k, and then leave in the exact same car except it has an additional 20k miles on it. 

I think I'll pass.[/quote]

[quote=Torgo]Nice!

Duncan Idaho! Harkonnen's he'll destroy,
Duncan Idaho! Always protects his boy

It practically writes itself.[/quote]

[quote=KeyserCorleone][quote=Torgo]Random thought for sure, but imagine how good an Indian [i]Dune[/i] movie would be. Song and dance would be an ideal way to fill you in on the plot, the characters' backstories, etc.[/quote]

The duney planet's fine, Paul Atreides!
Minor space engine made, Paul Atreides!
Anybody need this spice, Paul Atreides!
You need a sword to fight, Paul Atreides![/quote]

[quote=John McClane][i]Legs?! Where we're going we don't need legs.[/i][/quote]

[quote=Yoda]At least in reality I have legs.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I love how the Metaverse, at the moment, is absurdly more bleak than reality.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]*Shakes Fist*[/quote]

[quote=Torgo]Random thought for sure, but imagine how good an Indian [i]Dune[/i] movie would be. Song and dance would be an ideal way to fill you in on the plot, the characters' backstories, etc.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I've got a construction zone right outside my office. Gonna be a fun week[/quote]