[quote=Sedai]I put those up yesterday morning, if I recall...[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Maybe time zone thingy had it show up early and you pounced? If so, wow, impressive.

There's been this tiny weird little thing with birthdays and anniversaries for years but it shows up rarely, and there's a big ol' thicket of tasks that run each night, so I've never dug into it much.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]All the people that had birthdays yesterday still have birthdays today... I say, what's going on here![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]yeah, not feasible. i’ve just gone back to my Timex for the time being. pun police! scatter![/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio]Repairing stuff is basically pointless nowadays. Just get a new one.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]just got the estimate to fix my watch and it was twice what I paid for it

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[quote=John McClane]Just don't take out liability only because we're gonna beat the hell out of it.[/quote]

[quote=Allaby]Buy the second car and give it to one of your Mofo friends.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Speaking of brain cells, I got an email a few minutes ago saying I'm entitled to a class action lawsuit settlement against Juul. But I'm holding out for the one against the US Government for taking away my mango and mint Juul pods. Pain and suffering! Mental anguish![/quote]

[quote=Sedai]They figured I only have two brain cells or something... Terrible deal![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]They figured you got two feet and two hands. Why can't you drive both?[/quote]