[quote=Gracie]Chris, Matt and Mary,
The former being quite hairy,
write stylish poems many'a time,
though they struggle to make them rhyme.

:rotfl:[/quote]

[quote=Golgot]Ooo, i liked the end. The start was bit shallow tho, and genrally it was overlong. I'm going to call you bronze from now on (why do i love knocking you so? Is it coz i expect beligerent australian-ese to ease from you like melting snow on a still-skiing dead eskimo, whipping back my to-and-fro like a freezing breeze tainted with disease? That must be it ;) I'm off to check-myself into strange-stereotypes-anonymous)[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]This is not a poem.
The end.

Think about it. It's some deep, deep, deepness.[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Ladies and gentlemen, the poetry stylings of a young Yoda...

[quote][i]There once was a team called the Steelers
But they were never actually stealers
They play football
I like football
But I don't like to write limericks.[/i][/quote][/quote]

[quote=Yoda]I wrote a limerick about the Steelers in 5th grade for reading class. Considering I was 10, it didn't completely suck.[/quote]

[quote=Herod][i]There once was a boy from 'Slyvania,
whose words were so sharp they could maim ya',
And every day,
The people'd all say,
He's a MoFo but smart all the same-uh.[/i]

[size=1]ERR...[/size]
Yeah.  
Happy birthday The Amazing Chrisskins.[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]I'm trying to write a very special birthday limerick in Yoda-speak, but it's damn difficult.[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Don't play with my words, Chris.  It's unseemly.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda][QUOTE=Mary Loquacious]I claim to be a poet[/QUOTE]
You were saying?[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Hey, it fit.  Sort of.

I never claimed to be a poet.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Matt-ucker?[/quote]