[quote=Mary Loquacious]Ladies and gentlemen, the poetry stylings of a young Yoda...

[quote][i]There once was a team called the Steelers
But they were never actually stealers
They play football
I like football
But I don't like to write limericks.[/i][/quote][/quote]

[quote=Yoda]I wrote a limerick about the Steelers in 5th grade for reading class. Considering I was 10, it didn't completely suck.[/quote]

[quote=Herod][i]There once was a boy from 'Slyvania,
whose words were so sharp they could maim ya',
And every day,
The people'd all say,
He's a MoFo but smart all the same-uh.[/i]

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Yeah.  
Happy birthday The Amazing Chrisskins.[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]I'm trying to write a very special birthday limerick in Yoda-speak, but it's damn difficult.[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Don't play with my words, Chris.  It's unseemly.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda][QUOTE=Mary Loquacious]I claim to be a poet[/QUOTE]
You were saying?[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Hey, it fit.  Sort of.

I never claimed to be a poet.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Matt-ucker?[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious][quote]To busy to reply to what? Huh? HUH?![/quote]

Apparently, the hearing [i]is[/i] the first thing to go... 

Happy birthday, Chris, you old bastard (not to impune Linda's good name, o' course--I just couldn't think of anything funny to call you that didn't cast aspersions on your parentage). ;D[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious][i]There once was a boy named Matt-ucker
Who made sweet love to his pet-ucker
It was caught on tape
The police cried, "Rape!"
And he went to jail as a cat f*cker.[/i][/quote]

[quote=Yoda][quote]Howdy everyone that isn't Chris, who was apparently too busy to reply.[/quote]
To busy to reply to what? Huh? HUH?![/quote]