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Originally Posted by Sawzferatu
You'd still beat your meat, it'd just be against a softer surface.


Originally Posted by WHITBISSELL!
If I looked like Chris Hemsworth I wouldn't have to beat my meat.

When Thor walks around with Mjolnir disguised as an umbrella is he guilty of concealing a weapon without a permit?

Originally Posted by Torgo
If you've ever wondered if you can buy a Mjolnir meat tenderizer, the answer is yes.

Originally Posted by Torgo
If you've ever wondered if you can buy a Mjolnir meat tenderizer, the answer is yes.
I knew something was missing in my life. Now I know what it is.

If you've ever wondered if you can buy a Mjolnir meat tenderizer, the answer is yes.