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Colorado man steals a cop car and responds to a domestic violence 911 call. That man was playing Grand Theft Auto police missions for real.
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Originally Posted by John McClane
I was told that the first thing I said after they woke me up from Propofol was “I get why Michael Jackson liked this stuff because I feel goooood.”
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I was told that the first thing I said after they woke me up from Propofol was “I get why Michael Jackson liked this stuff because I feel goooood.”
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Originally Posted by John McClane
Did they give you Propofol? There's nothing quite like the deep sleep of the dead
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I had a nightmare last night. It was like some sort of dorm life from hell. I was just trying to get to my room to sleep, and every time I turned a corner I walked in on people having sex. And the stairwells we’re doing some Harry Potter type shit.
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I had a professor bring me macarons from their trip to France. Omg, I'd be fat AF if I lived in France. I know it.