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Originally Posted by John McClane
Never understood the appeal of Waffle House. I’m a Shoney’s man.
“Yo, did you see Tonie Barde down at Shoney’s last night? He was pouring Barton’s gin into them ponies all night. Yes he was, he was drunk off his ass. Got in his four speeder and crashed right into somebody’s ass. Boom! Bumper all over the road. Oh no, what’s he gonna do now that he ain’t got that gold?”
Coffee break here at yee ole Waffle House. Little know historical fact, but back during the reign of Louis XI it was pronounced Wafflé House.
Why is it the best actors never take enough roles and the shit ones will take anything that doesn’t pay in gummy bears?
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
Originally Posted by ynwtf
In death, his name is Buster Collins.