The Shoutbox
lol y'all are having too much fun with that.
Scotch pods in scotch instead of ice cubes.

"I'll have a scotch, on the scotch rocks."
Would that make it a double scotch?
What if you put your scotch pods in a glass of scotch?
Scotch pods. You just pop 'em in. Just pop a scotch.
But I don't drink scotch anymore.
Scotch pods.
I backed my car into a cop car, the other day.
Well, they already gave me a temporary reimbursement, so fingers crossed.
Good luck with that!
Those Juul pods all tasted like metal, so I threw them away. But Juul wouldn't refund me. So time to exercise my rights as a credit card user.

Charge back!