[quote=doubledenim][quote=Yoda]Aren't boots the one kind of footwear it'd be kind of okay to piss on?[/quote]

[font=century gothic]I learned a while ago about wearing flip-flops to stadium events.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Joel][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Intellectuals.

I always wanted to be that and I always tried. [/quote]

That's like Beethoven saying "I wish I could play piano".

At least you can hear!

Listen to what you wrote[/quote]

[font=century gothic]It's all perspective. My sister is technically probably a genius. My old man was basically a lawyer without negative connotations.

Sit around with them and a b.i.l. who is a high rank in the Navy and enjoy that conversation during the holidays. Brains are wired differently and this forum favors a writer. We aren't all sitting around benefitting from body language and expression.

Me. I can work a kitchen in a way many can't. I can examine factors of productions and troubleshoot problems like very few can. I can give people direction and treat them in a way that many can't. I can physically outwork 95% of people in conditions that they can't fathom.

When I make the intellectual comment it is a sign of respect and the ability to judge my own pros and cons.

Yeah I have a guitar, but Jimi can play the guitar.[/font][/quote]

[quote=FromBeyond]Ice Age film is on TV for the 10,000th time this year[/quote]

[quote=Joel]haha! nice![/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Is this good?"
"Yes, Beethoven."
"You keep saying it's great. Are you just making fun of me?"
"NO. IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD."
"Stop it! This isn't funny!"
"DUDE."[/quote]

[quote=Joel][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Intellectuals.

I always wanted to be that and I always tried. [/quote]

That's like Beethoven saying "I wish I could play piano".

At least you can hear!

Listen to what you wrote[/quote]

[quote=Joel]One protester knows this officer well;

"He's peed on my boots several times. He's also a hypocrite. He says the job isn;t easy but when I look into his eyes while he's wetting me up, they're almost rolled back and only the white part shows (of his eyes). He's on something."[/quote]

[quote=Joel]One officer commented "I've been pissing on boots for 3 years now. It never gets easy. My wife wants to move out to the country but I keep telling her that I rarely ge to urinate at work or in the patrol car, so being able to relax a bit, take a leak, anger some hostile citizens, and clean the streets up is like killing many birds with one pee."[/quote]

[quote=Joel]Local swat team were dispatched to the scene with bottled water, surgical gloves and muscle relaxers they will take en route to clear the streets and make America Safe again.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=Yoda]Aren't boots the one kind of footwear it'd be kind of okay to piss on?[/quote]
[quote=Yoda]That was me being an intellectual.[/quote]

:rotfl:[/quote]

[quote=Joel]Also spotted in the crowd of angry potesters were signs reading;

"Don't WET on me!"

"2018 is the year we take our feet back!"

"Entitled doesn't mean rain or pee. It means dry and being able to fold your arms with a grimace until the end of time!"[/quote]