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I was at this girl's house today who was recently dating the sports agent Jerry Maguire was based on. Tis a small world.
One man has a hot-dog cart, another has a lemonade cart. They race. Who wins? Hot-dogs are aerodynamic, but the lemonade would keep you cool for the distance. You would be able to throw the hot-dogs into the spokes of the lemonade wheels, but the lemonade cart could throw ice at the other mans face. I've just been thinking a lot, you know?
If he could learn to love another and earn their love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast?
Originally Posted by OG-
R.I.P. O.D.B., may you point out the flaws of the government from beyond the grave...