[quote=Yoda]I eat turkey bacon. It's not bad.[/quote]

[quote=foster]MovieMedication that is pretty messed up. Turkey bacon? ugh[/quote]

[quote=MovieMeditation]When I try to get girls I always use a face like this

:willem:

It always works actually, though they are never concious until after I have tied them up in my bed with a gagball and wrapped them in turkey bacon and set my oven at just the right degree... but they usually seem excited to see me when they wake up and I give them a gentle smile back...

:willem:[/quote]

[quote=Proximity]goobrfookin?[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I'm going to DC on October 1st to meet the president of the company from Estonia.[/quote]

[quote=Ðèstîñy]Second and third stringers, and we're still kicking butt![/quote]

[quote=MovieMeditation][quote]I'm drunk again, and my farts smell like raw sewage. Should I be concerned?[/quote]
[quote=The Sci-Fi Slob]I've supped 3 bottles of the finest white wine, and about 20 pints of lager. Still going strong. I should be dead really...[/quote]
Your posts worry me, Slob. Not sure if it's the physical or mental aspect I worry about the most though.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim]My imagination is struggling with the thought of Leatherface sharpening his chainsaw.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=The Rodent]

I thought a zombie had crawled up my backside the other day and got stuck.
I wreaked.[/quote]  

There's a new take on an exhausted genre.[/quote]

[quote=The Sci-Fi Slob][quote=The Rodent][quote=The Sci-Fi Slob]I'm drunk again, and my farts smell like raw sewage. Should I be concerned?[/quote]

I thought a zombie had crawled up my backside the other day and got stuck.
I wreaked.[/quote]
I've supped 3 bottles of the finest white wine, and about 20 pints of lager. Still going strong. I should be dead really...[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent][quote=The Sci-Fi Slob]I'm drunk again, and my farts smell like raw sewage. Should I be concerned?[/quote]

I thought a zombie had crawled up my backside the other day and got stuck.
I wreaked.[/quote]