[quote=Holden Pike]"We have a wide variety of Gene picks."[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"His wife is in a coma."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife."[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"It's a coffee table book about coffee tables!"[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"I'm a divorcee."

"You're not a divorcee. You're a, you're a sepretee."

"Well I'm out there Georgie."

"You are not out there, because I am out there, and if I see YOU out there there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshcok me back into coherance!!"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Why does it matter? You're their all-time best seller!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"People should plop down $2000 to live like him for a week."[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"Kramer's whole life is a fantasy camp..."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Oh yeah? Well The Jerk Store called...they're running out of you."

Go ahead, hit me with the next line. :)[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"I'm the real Peterman!!"[/quote]