The Shoutbox
Sorry, you were saying?
ugh, why canít i have a longer attention span?!
I annoy everyone at work. Twice as much on deadlines.

Them wuvs me.
I just know I have more fun annoying people and thatís easier when youíre not alone. Of course, eventually you will be. 😅
A horn section is all you need to
push any party over-the-top!
I adore Celentano.
I may have told you, but years ago I ran into my neighbor's daughter while outside one Saturday. She was around 8, my guess. She asked if I had any kids. I answered that I do. A son, actually! Why have I not seen him? Well, I mostly keep him in the basement.


I don't have a basement btw, but I was curious to know how she'd react. Didn't phase her much, so I pushed by adding I try to feed him once every day or two.


anyways. back to the topic at hand, I am disappointed that I never knew this existed:

Weíve been trying to put you in the basement and take away your stapler since you got here!
one day, i will figure it out.
Or already being through your grace period and still not figuring it out?