The Shoutbox
There is so much truth to that.
A broken noon is a no no.
It's not. It's only 11:33. You really should have your noon fixed =\
How in the hell is it already noon?!?
Welcome to tha Machine!
Hi all!
I regret to inform you that, I will lick your feet 3-5 times and proceed to bite and engage claws on it.

I will be purring and content the whole time, while you bleed out of your big toe.
And the zoomies, with which you will be able to craft an Insta following and one day monetize for immense wealth.
Dear human,

Because of your love and head skatches', one day I will reward you with a bounty of dead yard animals, the likes of which none have ever seen.

Little Stinkface