[quote=Joel][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Intellectuals.

I always wanted to be that and I always tried. [/quote]

That's like Beethoven saying "I wish I could play piano".

At least you can hear!

Listen to what you wrote[/quote]

[quote=Joel]One protester knows this officer well;

"He's peed on my boots several times. He's also a hypocrite. He says the job isn;t easy but when I look into his eyes while he's wetting me up, they're almost rolled back and only the white part shows (of his eyes). He's on something."[/quote]

[quote=Joel]One officer commented "I've been pissing on boots for 3 years now. It never gets easy. My wife wants to move out to the country but I keep telling her that I rarely ge to urinate at work or in the patrol car, so being able to relax a bit, take a leak, anger some hostile citizens, and clean the streets up is like killing many birds with one pee."[/quote]

[quote=Joel]Local swat team were dispatched to the scene with bottled water, surgical gloves and muscle relaxers they will take en route to clear the streets and make America Safe again.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=Yoda]Aren't boots the one kind of footwear it'd be kind of okay to piss on?[/quote]
[quote=Yoda]That was me being an intellectual.[/quote]

:rotfl:[/quote]

[quote=Joel]Also spotted in the crowd of angry potesters were signs reading;

"Don't WET on me!"

"2018 is the year we take our feet back!"

"Entitled doesn't mean rain or pee. It means dry and being able to fold your arms with a grimace until the end of time!"[/quote]

[quote=Iroquois][quote=Joel]This should have been the fight montages in Mandy. This soundtrack. Editing to Scott Travis' drum beats would have made this a 5 star movie..Cage would only have to bug his eyes out and I'd be satisfied.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ4Nel-aHZM[/quote]

The only problem is that [i]Mandy[/i] takes place in 1983, a good seven years before [i]Painkiller[/i] came out. Priest had still built up a hell of a discography by then anyway - "Screaming for Vengeance" seems like a perfect fight soundtrack.[/quote]

[quote=Joel][quote=Yoda]Aren't boots the one kind of footwear it'd be kind of okay to piss on?[/quote]
Haha, today's forecast, let's just say it's not sandal weather. 90% chance of golden showers so put your slickers and boots on. It's gonna be a real downpour.

Meanwhile out inthe streets, yellow raincoat wearing protesters shout holding their picket signs.

"THESE BOOTS AREN'T MADE FOR PISSING!"[/quote]

[quote=Joel][quote=doubledenim][img]https://media.giphy.com/media/5VKbvrjxpVJCM/giphy.gif[/img][/quote]

HAHAHAHA[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Seeing as they even named a fairytale character Piss On Boots I guess it must be acceptable.

That was me being a clown (as per) :)[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]That was me being an intellectual.[/quote]