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And that's how denimdenim booked his one-way ticket to Guantanamo...
One assumes the TSA would have a uniform s.o.p. that ensures the same scrutiny, regardless of the airport.

Lo and behold my "brand new" tube of toothpaste got flagged after it had made it through the first time.

"Sir, this is over 3.4 oz"

"You mind if I see that real quick?"

*unscrews lid, grabs the middle of the tube,
squeezes a minty fresh pile on the floor*

"No it's not."
I was disappointed they didn't have a sports book.

I figure a bunch of people make that move. Go in, make the sports bet first thing. 5 hours later, busted, sweating a Kings/Magic game.
If I start betting Im bound to lose my pants.
She's 94. Spry and lucid. Have fun wrangling that cowgirl when she's been let loose in the wild.
Then again, the people playing slots got me a free room and a 5 minute drive to the airport this morning.

My granny has a system for the slots. We're pretty sure it involves a pacemaker
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Daaaaang. Don't lose the house... to the house. I've never been to California. Have fun but be safe.
Not the City of Angels, not Lower Arcadia, state of Louisiana.

Yeah. My poker is rus-TAY. Plus, playing $1/3 is shark tank for my skill level...

I loved it. I haven't played live in years and it was worth the loss.

Rather feel the juice playing poker, than whittle away a knot playing slots or table games.
All the good soundbars have voice assistant tech built-in. This is what Im talking about, man, smart house tech. I gotta do extra research just to make sure my soundbar wont be listening to me.
Daaaaang. Don't lose the house... to the house. I've never been to California. Have fun but be safe.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Why u in ATL?
I'm in LA. I found the poker tables. Then I had to leave
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