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On second thought, I should've said "I'd simply implode," thus quoting Ren & Stimpy, completing the trifecta of comedic ecstasy. Or something like that.
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Hmm, I dunno about that. I'm torn. Two very different kinds of humor. If I had to choose, I'd probably implode.
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A friend of mine was actually a clown with Ringling Bros. - went to clown college in Florida and everything. He has sex with a couple other clowns during his tenure. Almost got drunk enough to screw the midget clown (she was drunk too, though obviously it took less alcohol for her), but chickened out.
He eventually married a gal from the circus, one of the dancers who also rode elephants at one point in the show.
Sadly, this is all 100% true. They're still married. You'd have to ask her what it's like to f*ck a clown.
He eventually married a gal from the circus, one of the dancers who also rode elephants at one point in the show.
Sadly, this is all 100% true. They're still married. You'd have to ask her what it's like to f*ck a clown.
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Meanwhile, what about sex with clowns?
I've had strong sexual attraction to a girl who could blow up balloons and make puppies with them...
She hated the job, but boy could she could blow those dogs...
I've had strong sexual attraction to a girl who could blow up balloons and make puppies with them...
She hated the job, but boy could she could blow those dogs...