[quote=John McClane]fake shivering*[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]This morning I realized my car registration expired back in January. Oops. :D[/quote]

[font=century gothic]*ring, ring* 

[i]Virginia DMV, how may I help you?[/i]

[right]I would like to report a deliquent motorist :busey:[/right][/font][/quote]
Too late! I'm legal again. I just hope I don't get pulled over. If I do, I'll just spray my face with water and start face shivering and coughing. :D[/quote]

[quote=John-Connor][quote=doubledenim][quote=John-Connor]Wrestlemania 3[/quote]


[font=century gothic]Isn't that the one where Hogan slammed the Giant? Oops, spoilers.[/font][/quote]
Yuup that's the one :hogan:, also macho man vs the dragon.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Hey, can you get me a reel of all the scenes from [i]Under Siege[/i] with Busey? Go grab an intern and get started.

TOOT! TOOT![/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]This morning I realized my car registration expired back in January. Oops. :D[/quote]

[font=century gothic]*ring, ring* 

[i]Virginia DMV, how may I help you?[/i]

[right]I would like to report a deliquent motorist :busey:[/right][/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]This morning I realized my car registration expired back in January. Oops. :D[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][quote=Yoda]Yeah, I'm not into The Internet of Things, but one area where I like it is not having to update three or four appliance clocks around the house.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]I was thinking about the coffee maker and how easy it is to change the time. There is a hour button and a minute button. No option menu, no set button. 

Just press a button and make time change before your eyes.[/font][/quote]Sounds like you got a real coffee maker. Let me guess: it only has one switch with two settings?[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Yoda]
I was saying to someone the other day that there are only five cereals and the rest are[b] Diabetes-Os[/b].

[/quote]

[center][img]https://i.imgur.com/tttXlY7.png[/img]

[size=+2][font=century gothic]To make shopping easier, 
look for  Wilford Brimley on the box![/font][/size][/center][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John-Connor]Wrestlemania 3[/quote]


[font=century gothic]Isn't that the one where Hogan slammed the Giant? Oops, spoilers.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Yoda]Yeah, I'm not into The Internet of Things, but one area where I like it is not having to update three or four appliance clocks around the house.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]I was thinking about the coffee maker and how easy it is to change the time. There is a hour button and a minute button. No option menu, no set button. 

Just press a button and make time change before your eyes.[/font][/quote]

[quote=Yoda][quote=John McClane]I live in a world where I purposefully don't set appliance clocks or I set them wrong (usually 30-45 minutes fast). Keeps visitors on their toes.

Not that we get visitors.[/quote]
"We used to, but they kept running late for their next appointment so they stopped coming by."[/quote]