The Shoutbox
I will never have the experience of being the biggest, strongest, baddest person in the room and the ego inflation that entails

I will, however, drop a pejorative about people who complain about the heat faster than you can try to escape a wet pair of undies, while glaring in the most contemptuous disgust!

We all have our strengths
I will never have the experience of being the biggest, strongest, baddest person in the room.

I will, however, drop a pejorative about people who complain about the heat faster than you can pull you can try to escape a wet pair of undies and glare in disgust!

Take your victories when you can
Ah you think heat and humidity is your ally? You merely adopted it. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't feel the chill of A/C until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but freezing!
Originally Posted by Sedai
Humid af up here right now...
yeah, i think a better analogy is it's like walking through marmalade

There's a heat warning here, but I'm still going to see Oppenheimer today.
Humid af up here right now...
outside is like standing in a toaster oven
I definitely didn't give him the Rolex I bought of that guy at the bus stop.
Yoda, you're not giving him some sort of nepotistic sweetheart deal, are ya? Because those aren't a thing anymore.
Send what? What are you on about?

(sent!)
Just send it to me, ya' loser. I'll pull some strings. I've got an in with the management.