The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by doubledenim
All parents are eco-terrorists!
Greta vibes?
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Tell me about it. Ran into an old friend who insisted on showing me pictures of his kids.
Ouch, that’s always awkward. I’m in a new level of antisocial, want to buy one of those Cardi B-style face sock masks and never ever get out. My job is writing, they don’t need my face...
All parents are eco-terrorists!
They just had to go on duplicating
Thats nothing. My friend showed me pics of her fur babies
Tell me about it. Ran into an old friend who insisted on showing me pictures of his kids.
Seriously, why is life so scary? It’s beyond any horror film. They’re all really comedies.
I worked at a sandy & soup shop that markets cinnamon pastries as bagels. We had a Greek salad and I would make bowls of Kalamata olives swimming in Greek dressing.

Acid. Salt. Fat. 😋
Originally Posted by John McClane
I’ll tell ya what’s a miracle invention: Cavenders Greek Seasoning. I put that s*** on everything.
You tryna tell me you’re grocery shopping at a boot store?

I’ve heard of people cooking meat as tough as leather...and now it all falls into place.
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
Oh, come on, Saul never dies! His cranium is too valuable to just blow off like that!
I'm afraid he had absolutely no say in the matter.
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Originally Posted by xSookieStackhouse
?????????
You're right, it should have been:

*phone rings*
*and rings*
*Saul sits slumped in a corner, sans cranium*


Hindsight
Oh, come on, Saul never dies! His cranium is too valuable to just blow off like that!