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Well strap in cuz... there's gonna be AT LEAST 3 of them. Probably 6. And a run of 24 spin offs on whatever streamer owns it. Just consume content. Then get excited for next content. M'kay?

I am so NOT looking forward to “Avatar: The Way of Water”. Saw an article on it and choked on my G&T. Why do we need more?

Originally Posted by Austruck
Headed to Houston for the weekend for a friend's wedding. Assuming my flight isn't canceled, that is...
Yoda... It's Mr. Hatchett gettin' hitched!
Yoda... It's Mr. Hatchett gettin' hitched!
It's the story of a man [dark, brooding musical tones] living a life of isolation in the cold, rocky mountains of Houston, Texas, who one day, while on a hike to town for winter supplies, [poppy happy, clumsy music] befriends a quirky middle-aged checkout clerk at the local Piggly Wiggly store. At first, they hate each other "PRICE CHECK ON..... on.... uh. HEMORRHOID OINTMENT" - record scratch - but soon find they both share a strange secret [suspenseful string trill]. They both are sociopathic murderers!
"Honey, he's getting away!"
From the writer of The Heartbreak Kid, and Blumhouse Productions comes the newest RomCom-Horror indie blockbuster hit on the summer, Hitching Hatchetts!
[blood splatters the screen as the bagboy falls lifeless to the sidewalk. passersby all turn and gasp.]
"Not on MY watch, babe! Looks like we'll have plenty of meat this season!!"

Originally Posted by Powdered Water
Dude. A mass shooting 3 blocks from me 2 wekends ago. 4 people dead shot dead on the 4th. And then today on our way to a doctor's appointment a 14 year old girl gets murdered within feet of the doctor's office. Holy sh*t man... am feeling stressed.
dang, dude. things are getting crazy. well, i guess things have always BEEN crazy but there's a weird sort of reality buffer when it's only ever on the news. kind of a strange perception there, but i'm off topic. my point, be safe over. i'd say that's a little too close to home, but the stuff shouldn't be happening anywhere. stay alert. stay safe.
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Headed to Houston for the weekend for a friend's wedding. Assuming my flight isn't canceled, that is...
Yoda... It's Mr. Hatchett gettin' hitched!
Yoda... It's Mr. Hatchett gettin' hitched!