The Shoutbox
Lemme add in mine...
Not very well, I see.
I walk the line....
I stand tall.

I'm a reasonable guy: the sheep crack was decently funny...but that's about it. Even if it wasn't, a few points are in order for the Animal Farm reference.
Oh come on! That's funny sh*t and you know it, I could smell it a mile away!
Not really.

Rich? Gah-damnit, I wish

Middle-Aged? Sure, if I live to only be sixty-four (and BTW, will you still need me, will you still feed me?)

Virgin? That's not what those sheep said in open court (four legs gooood, that man's third leg baaaaad)

Forrest? Guh? Not even on the outskirts, much less the middle
I'm glad I went back and re-read everything I missed...because this was worth all the other drivel.
Chocolate?
I am a wee bored though. I think I'll go out for some ice cream.