[quote=Yoda]"Breeding will now be allowed only once ever 7 years. For some of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, it will mean much, much more."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"What's a truck?"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Don't forget, Bart: no matter how hard you work at something, they'll always be someone better at it than you."

"Can't win, don't try. Got it."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"The truth? You can't handle the truth! Ha, I deride your truth-handling abilities!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"When I hold my gun I get a rush of power...like the way God must feel when he's holding a gun."[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. [/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"I'm against his Bart-killing policy, but I'm for his Selma-killing policy..."[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]"Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle." [/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Yarr, that'll replace the whale in my nightmares."[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]"The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show 
me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!" [/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"They haven't changed a bit."[/quote]