[quote=Yoda]"The nutritional power of twelve kinds of apples!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]:laugh: Excellent quote, [b]mightymose[/b].[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Ack! My retirement grease!"[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"It's the evil gene. Adolph Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it."[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"That's German for 'The Bart, the'."

"No one who speaks German could be an evil man."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Breeding will now be allowed only once ever 7 years. For some of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, it will mean much, much more."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"What's a truck?"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Don't forget, Bart: no matter how hard you work at something, they'll always be someone better at it than you."

"Can't win, don't try. Got it."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"The truth? You can't handle the truth! Ha, I deride your truth-handling abilities!"[/quote]