[quote=Yoda]"Hey, do you know where I can get a hammock around here?"

"Well, there's [i]Hammocks 'R' Us[/i], [i]Hammock World[/i], [i]Lots of Hammocks[/i]..."

"Oh, yeah, in the hammock district, right?"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"No TV and no beer make Homer, something something."

"Go crazy?"

"DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"The nutritional power of twelve kinds of apples!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]:laugh: Excellent quote, [b]mightymose[/b].[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Ack! My retirement grease!"[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"It's the evil gene. Adolph Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it."[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"That's German for 'The Bart, the'."

"No one who speaks German could be an evil man."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Breeding will now be allowed only once ever 7 years. For some of you, this will mean much less breeding. For me, it will mean much, much more."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"What's a truck?"[/quote]