I love you, Unregistered

Plus, there's the whole matter of familiarity. As is the case with much of life, familiarity can provide a certain solace and comfort even if it's not always the best of conditions/circumstances.

If there is even a 1% chance that that reference is still funny after all this time we have to take it as an ABSOLUTE certainty!

Which should be all the more reason to GTFO of the place, pronto.

If I was on another forum and received death threats, I certainly wouldn't stick around. I'd probably give it time here, but that's only because I trust you and the mods to eliminate that person from the forum.



I was speaking in relative terms.

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My relatives are ass-hats as well. Which is why I have no children. My gene cess-pool needs to END.

I seriously need to get that Cage face into one of my Superman screaming avatars

I like this guy. He can stay.

Then you'll love this one. My sister has two adopted children. They never got to meet my father. One night we were all on vacation in Canada and it was late and we were dog-tired. My niece (who was 16) had apparently seen pictures of my father and out of nowhere asks me "Do you have eyes like your father?" and without thinking I just said "No, mine are open."....it was like watching the crowd when Kennedy was shot.

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You should! It's already hilarious just picturing it.

Awesome.

Am I going to need a can of mace?

Seeing this crop up now made me realize I hadn't seen this thread crop up in a while. It never gets old!

That said, I hope Dani sticks around - this thread is all in good fun.

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You made it!

I remember the first time I fall for it, I saw the first post (not the date) and since SC and I are so good pals I believed that the post was real and when I saw the 100 pages I still believed, mostly since I disappear for a week and everything changes so that was pretty legite.

A lot of people fall for this one, the only one that was never fooled was tatmmw2

I still don't understand, but was/am awfully flattered.

(edit: and by "flattered", I mean ready with that can of mace. )

This post is all the better with that avatar.

I think that face will match quite a few of my posts. She's my mini-me!

Okay, reading this thread I found out about two things...

SPAULDING'S GOT CANCER!! .... uh, I think

And to all y'all new members... a friendly but honest message here... maybe you should keep a bit in the background until you got the hang of this forum. Don't jump out with your hands up, your mouth running, your feelings going all haywirre. Maybe just try to understand things before you turn your ignorance into angry frustrations.

You wanna hear a truth? This forum is the most friendly, kind, family-like forum I've ever been to. Ever. And that's true as it can be. So seeing all y'all calling out people you don't know, about things you don't know, is kind of weird to me. Talk about being offended...

But not really though. because hey, there is nothing to be offended about. Hell, you haven't even met Spaulding yet. Just wait.

Anyways, that's just some thoughts I had. Sorry in advance, I guess... for now. Goodnight.

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Yeah this thread was started back when I was 7 and I thought Jurassic Park 3 was a good film. Dark times...

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Ahhh, this thread! I love that I can almost never come back here, but when I do, it's like yinz are all talking about me all over again.



P.S. I was 41 when this thread was started, but let's not bring up that painful subject.

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P.P.S. When do we tell all the noobs that I'm Yoda's mom? Before or after they ask if I'm his dad?