The Shoutbox
Flash forward five years, baby hates metal, gets disowned.
Probably pretty soon. It will be a quiet into tough. Mustn't damage the little ears!
Originally Posted by doubledenim
How long till Baby Seds get the metal indoctrination?

"Baby has been crying for what seems like hours, no calming the poor child. Then as a last resort..."



Cue baby playing imaginary drum-set.
It also helps that we were in the second row.
My mom and I went to see Gone With the Wind on the big screen over the weekend. Not ONE phone on or out during the movie! NOT ONE.

Then again, the theater was filled with middle-aged women, soooooo … yeah.
Yeah at this point I just assume I'm going to see some glowing rectangle in front of me once or twice.
I'm surprised how much I seem to have gotten used to people having their phones on or out (think I draw the line at actual calls, though).
I have two Horrible Behavior in Theaters stories, one of which involves my wife politely asking a drunk kid (neither word is an exaggeration) to keep it down to which he defensively said "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD."
By far the worst thing I ever experienced in the movies was when a woman was talking on her phone and someone sshed her and she said "Let me finish my conversation and then you can go back to your movie."
and then the whole theater applauded
Originally Posted by doubledenim
#1 trigger.

People rifling through a snack during the dead quiet part of a movie.

For me it's the phone thing. Sitting watching a movie and you get the glare from some bellend's phone shining right into your eye line.

I made a young couple jump once when I leant over the chairs as quietly and as carefully as I could, then and then shouted loudly "Turn the f* phones off!" right into their ears.
#1 trigger.

People rifling through a snack during the dead quiet part of a movie.