The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by Torgo
That's interesting. I always thought it would be funny if the opposing lawyers shook hands, hugged, etc. and then had lunch together after their trial ends. I guess there are some occasions when that happens.
I think that can easily happen when the stakes are not as high. My case (I can’t disclose much more, at least at this stage) is the biggest High Court case of the year and it will definitely set a precedent. Also the lawyers involved were themselves under investigation, as our opponent is itself a law firm. I think they feel utterly screwed over, which they are - not being gleeful there, by the way, we didn’t exactly anticipate destroying the firm in the process. The guy who’s going to jail is one of their retired partners. It’s proper Stieg Larsson shit, if I do say so myself.
That's interesting. I always thought it would be funny if the opposing lawyers shook hands, hugged, etc. and then had lunch together after their trial ends. I guess there are some occasions when that happens.
If it’s something milder, then yes, probably - though said ‘sides’ are likely to be lawyers who, yes, will get wasted together and probably share dirty tricks. But, alas, we are above that, as we are not *quite* lawyers.

We are worse, we destroy reputations… 😈
Originally Posted by Torgo
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Sorry, I get so used to people on here misinterpreting my soh that I tend to now try and read my shouts from different angles. Bit of a pain if the doorbell rings and I'm in a convoluted position but c'est la vie I guess.

Glad you're on the winning side.

p.s. We did have pizza and alcohol back in the 1990s too
So it came to an abrupt end as my client won the case today. Yay-yay-yay, the other side has been annihilated! Swimming in champagne tonight.
Congrats! I've always wondered: does the winning side ever console the losing side, invite them for drinks afterwards, etc., or is there typically no communication, or at worse, an exchange of "evil glares?"
I think it massively depends, to be honest. In our case, we have proven that the other side has been lying and bribed a government agency, also they lied under oath, which means the key witness for their side is going to jail - in earnest. Also, because they put forward a witness who lied under oath, the entire firm is likely to fold. So, as you might imagine, they might not be in the mood to drink, except Torrance-style, and certainly not with us.

But thank you, this one was tough as hell. I didn’t think I’d see the end of it.
Originally Posted by AgrippinaX
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Sorry, I get so used to people on here misinterpreting my soh that I tend to now try and read my shouts from different angles. Bit of a pain if the doorbell rings and I'm in a convoluted position but c'est la vie I guess.

Glad you're on the winning side.

p.s. We did have pizza and alcohol back in the 1990s too
So it came to an abrupt end as my client won the case today. Yay-yay-yay, the other side has been annihilated! Swimming in champagne tonight.
Congrats! I've always wondered: does the winning side ever console the losing side, invite them for drinks afterwards, etc., or is there typically no communication, or at worse, an exchange of "evil glares?"
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Sorry, I get so used to people on here misinterpreting my soh that I tend to now try and read my shouts from different angles. Bit of a pain if the doorbell rings and I'm in a convoluted position but c'est la vie I guess.

Glad you're on the winning side.

p.s. We did have pizza and alcohol back in the 1990s too
So it came to an abrupt end as my client won the case today. Yay-yay-yay, the other side has been annihilated! Swimming in champagne tonight.
Originally Posted by John McClane
This one is still my favorite: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall."
This is pretty great.
This one is still my favorite: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall."
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Mitch lives forever, man 😎
He'll never stop being funny.
"I don't have a microwave oven, but I have a clock that occasionally cooks s***."
Mitch lives forever, man 😎
Originally Posted by John McClane
They’re like escalators. They can’t break. Just turn into stairs.
Actually, that makes perfect sense, thanks!