[quote=John McClane]As a kid, most days I went hungry
At the back of the class I hid
Hoped no one noticed my hair was grungy
My baggy clothes were armor, shit, I was pudgy
But these days I stand tall and channel that hunger
I'm not hiding when I fall
Imma turn it into thunder[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]And I know I'm not the greatest
But I still hope to end up on your playlist[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic][i]"Doughnuts on my wrists, Doughno-doughnuts on my wrists.

Doughnuts on my wrists, Doughno-doughnuts on my wrists.

Glaze chipz on my kikz, glazey chipz on kikz.

Doughnuts on my wrists, doughno-doughnuts on my wrists."[/i]

[size=-2]interpretive rhyme of the current state of hip-hop[/size][/font][/quote]
Yeah, this is why I aspire
And chase after my desire
To drop fat beats for a crowd
And get shut down cuz we too damn loud[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Our second consecutive black president!! MABA!!


:coleman:[/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]I thought orange was the new black so doesn't that make Trump an African-American?[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Seems like orange is the worst flavor in almost all contexts where there are a number of artificial flavors. Kool-Aid, popsicles, Starburst.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=JoaoRodrigues]The orange mother f*cker wants to help those who paid his campaign, guess the tobacco industries.[/quote]

[font=century Gothic] Kool-Aid Man changing flavors again? 

Yeah. F' that guy. Everyone knows orange is the worst flavor. [/font][/quote]

[quote=Chypmunk]Never have understood the appeal of pitching horseshoes.

Surely [i]"Psssst, wanna buy a horseshoe? Top grade, never been on an 'orse before! Only selling cheap as me nag sadly lost a leg yesterday. Honest guv!"[/i] must get stale really quick :shrug:[/quote]

[quote=JoaoRodrigues]The orange mother f*cker wants to help those who paid his campaign, guess the tobacco industries.[/quote]

[quote=JoaoRodrigues][URL]https://youtu.be/BoztI81o54w[/URL][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]That's me on the 4-string. [/font][/quote]