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John McClane 05-08-20

Sometimes you just gotta drive like a farmer.

[quote=John McClane]Sometimes you just gotta drive like a farmer.

[img_size=400]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6Jf2P8GINrA/ULth-IqNTiI/AAAAAAAAIS4/Q5vlROgqkpU/s1600/farmers-douchebags-steering-wheel-mom.jpg[/img_size][/quote]

Yoda 05-08-20

Dog emotions are weird. There's like no difference between dependence and love and loyalty, or between happiness and excitement. It's all just ON or OFF.

[quote=Yoda]Dog emotions are weird. There's like no difference between dependence and love and loyalty, or between happiness and excitement. It's all just ON or OFF.[/quote]

Powdered Water 05-08-20

I'm 99.9% sure that every time my dog comes to me... He just wants meat sticks.

[quote=Powdered Water]I'm 99.9% sure that every time my dog comes to me... He just wants meat sticks.[/quote]

Chypmunk 05-08-20

[quote=Chypmunk][img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/7dcc1a00cdeec0bcb869b2c789814d31/tenor.gif?itemid=3328463[/img][/quote]

ynwtf 05-08-20

yer catchin' on! Wait. Time travel. You're aware. WAIT! ... they're all aware now, yn.

[quote=ynwtf]yer catchin' on! Wait. Time travel. You're aware. WAIT! ... they're all aware now, yn.[/quote]

Chypmunk 05-08-20

Originally Posted by ynwtf

I have a feeling I've shared that story here at least three other times. I think I do that. A lot.

This means your uncle was actually at least 45 when events took place

[quote=Chypmunk][quote=ynwtf]I have a feeling I've shared that story here at least three other times. I think I do that. A lot.[/quote]

This means your uncle was actually at least 45 when events took place :eek:[/quote]

ynwtf 05-08-20

I have a feeling I've shared that story here at least three other times. I think I do that. A lot.

[quote=ynwtf]I have a feeling I've shared that story here at least three other times. I think I do that. A lot.[/quote]

ynwtf 05-08-20

Originally Posted by Sedai

Luckily you were strapped, right?

I watched my papa strap my uncle when he was like 15 or so. Dude never even stood up from his Lazy Boy recliner. Just reached down to unbuckle his belt then whipped that thing out like Pootie Tang and went to cracking it over the kid's shoulder and back. Like, right there in front of everyone. I'm pretty sure my memory has exaggerated the event. I was probably 5. Also, before Chyp asks, it was my uncle who was 15. Not papa.

[quote=ynwtf][quote=Sedai]Luckily you were strapped, right?  ;)[/quote]

I watched my papa strap my uncle when he was like 15 or so. Dude never even stood up from his Lazy Boy recliner. Just reached down to unbuckle his belt then whipped that thing out like Pootie Tang and went to cracking it over the kid's shoulder and back. Like, right there in front of everyone. I'm pretty sure my memory has exaggerated the event. I was probably 5. Also, before Chyp asks, it was my uncle who was 15. Not papa.

:D[/quote]

John McClane 05-08-20

This is my new YouTube addiction.

[quote=John McClane]This is my new YouTube addiction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njn6krU3tQ8[/quote]

Sedai 05-08-20

Luckily you were strapped, right?

[quote=Sedai]Luckily you were strapped, right?  ;)[/quote]

doubledenim 05-08-20

Had an adventure last night involving a AAA membership purchase and a set of car keys lost in the creepy AF dead silent, pitch-black wilderness of Hillsborough.

You'll never appreciate all those movies you've watched until you are alone in the woods in the middle of the night.

[quote=doubledenim][Font=century gothic]Had an adventure last night involving a AAA membership purchase and a set of car keys lost in the creepy AF dead silent, pitch-black wilderness of Hillsborough.

You'll never appreciate all those movies you've watched until you are alone in the woods in the middle of the night.[/font][/quote]

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