The Shoutbox
yer catchin' on! Wait. Time travel. You're aware. WAIT! ... they're all aware now, yn.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
I have a feeling I've shared that story here at least three other times. I think I do that. A lot.
This means your uncle was actually at least 45 when events took place
I have a feeling I've shared that story here at least three other times. I think I do that. A lot.
Originally Posted by Sedai
Luckily you were strapped, right?
I watched my papa strap my uncle when he was like 15 or so. Dude never even stood up from his Lazy Boy recliner. Just reached down to unbuckle his belt then whipped that thing out like Pootie Tang and went to cracking it over the kid's shoulder and back. Like, right there in front of everyone. I'm pretty sure my memory has exaggerated the event. I was probably 5. Also, before Chyp asks, it was my uncle who was 15. Not papa.

This is my new YouTube addiction.

Luckily you were strapped, right?
Had an adventure last night involving a AAA membership purchase and a set of car keys lost in the creepy AF dead silent, pitch-black wilderness of Hillsborough.

You'll never appreciate all those movies you've watched until you are alone in the woods in the middle of the night.
Originally Posted by Iroquois
Originally Posted by doubledenim
You go back and upvote his posts? All those delicious +1's he will never get to savor.
I barely upvote active users - upvoting banned ones seems like the most pointless thing to do on this website and that's saying something.
I really wanted that shout to resonate with you. The thought of you going back and doing that warmed my cold little ❤.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
Sitting in the truck drinking coffee. Windows are down and it's breezy. I don't want to do anything.
Keep drinking that coffee, homeboy. You'll be doing something real soon.
Sitting in the truck drinking coffee. Windows are down and it's breezy. I don't want to do anything.
Deep in the heart of Texas!
*clap clap clap*