The Shoutbox
What a slefish bastard. Your own destruction and demise of civilization is going to get in the way of giving us a heads up?

Speaking of heads up, if one of our girlfriends is going to wake up pregnant, can you at least tell us to pull out sooner?
I'll try.
I might be a little...indisposed.
yeah, if the world ends a day ahead, warn us ok?
Yeah, but what a difference a day makes. Twenty-four little hours.

There was a day before everything. I just thought your future world might have flyin' cars. How's about ray guns?
I'm only a day ahead, Hold's. Only a day.
You live in the future. You're cool. Do they have them flyin' cars or jet packs yet in the future?
Not a US resident. Cna't get the numbers.
I think you should just watch the hell out for buses.
Can you log on in a few hours and tell me what Friday evening's Lotto numbers are?
All I know is the bus thing.
There's a lot of deliberate bus-related murdering going down tomorrow morning your time...
That's impossible. Thmilin and Toose aren't bus drivers, and neither live in Baltimore.

Soup of the day, man. Give me some useful info!
Holden, you'd better watch yourself.
Word is you're getting hit by a bus on Friday morning...