[quote=Yoda]I hope "stovetop" is short for "stovetop stuffing"[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]also, my stovetop started melting last night[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]hustling is hard on your heart. hence the cheerios[/quote]

[quote=Corax]Ice-T once rhymed in a song, "I don't rap to ladies on LPs. I don't beg for p****y. I love the ladies and they love me right back. No who's the mack?" A few years later who would write the love rap ballad, "How does it feel to make love to a G?" He's an honest liar.[/quote]

[quote=Torgo]Why he hasn't done a Luzianne commercial yet, I have no clue.[/quote]

[quote=Corax]Ice-T has always been about making a buck. He's a self-avowed "hustler." Why wouldn't Old Man Ice hawk Cheerios?[/quote]

[quote=WHITBISSELL!][quote=mattiasflgrtll6]No, I was talking about the movie Rings, which came out as a "sequel"/rehash to The Ring.[/quote]I more or less knew what you were referring but still tried landing a joke.The Shoutbox is for non-sequiturs and puns. Very stream of consciousness. It has no time for ambiguity or shilly-shallying. :mad:[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf]Ice T is doing Cheerios commercials in a spin class. What have we come to?[/quote]

[font=century gothic]We meant all the stuff we wrote, because we lived it. Unless you want to hold us responsible and then it’s art.

Ice Cube has a seat at that table.[/font][/quote]

[quote=ynwtf][quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf]Sitting with the family watching Home Alone. Grandma keeps talking to the tv, asking why the kid is doing this or that. To the kid though. And randomly asking us questions like, "can none of the neighbors hear the noise?" The aunt is watching youtube clips on a tablet of dogs snoring to hip-hop beats (full volume), laughing maniacally.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]I’m pulling you out. The mission is burnt. Too many channels of output, you’ll be cooked in no time.[/font][/quote]

[IMG]https://media.tenor.com/KdpIyt09W30AAAAd/tom-cruise-mission-impossible.gif[/IMG][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=ynwtf]Sitting with the family watching Home Alone. Grandma keeps talking to the tv, asking why the kid is doing this or that. To the kid though. And randomly asking us questions like, "can none of the neighbors hear the noise?" The aunt is watching youtube clips on a tablet of dogs snoring to hip-hop beats (full volume), laughing maniacally.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]I’m pulling you out. The mission is burnt. Too many channels of output, you’ll be cooked in no time.[/font][/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Ice T is doing Cheerios commercials in a spin class. What have we come to?[/quote]