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I hate interest, but I take the odd stance that it is a lot like a friend that smells like bologna. You don't always want them around but when you're lonely they are always there for you.
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Originally Posted by John McClane
Man, the cable company is super crafty, using public information to contact me and act like I was inquiring about services. That lady didn't have any scripted responses to handle: "Nope, I don't need any internet."
I had one who somehow knew my name... and was saying I was owed money from that PPI thing a few years ago.
I asked what PPI they were referring to.

"Your car loan"
"I don't have a license"
"Oh, I'm sorry, must be your mortgage then"
"Never had one"
"Personal loan?"
"Nope"

Then he went through about 50 other headers and loans, trying to get a bite.
He was completely stumped that there is a person alive today who isn't thousands of pounds in debt.
Likewise. Never borrowed a penny from anyone. Impressed!
Originally Posted by John McClane
Man, the cable company is super crafty, using public information to contact me and act like I was inquiring about services. That lady didn't have any scripted responses to handle: "Nope, I don't need any internet."
I had one who somehow knew my name... and was saying I was owed money from that PPI thing a few years ago.
I asked what PPI they were referring to.

"Your car loan"
"I don't have a license"
"Oh, I'm sorry, must be your mortgage then"
"Never had one"
"Personal loan?"
"Nope"

Then he went through about 50 other headers and loans, trying to get a bite.
He was completely stumped that there is a person alive today who isn't thousands of pounds in debt.
Originally Posted by The Rodent
lol that thumbnail of the video KINDA looks like a jacked up baby yoda wearing a hat. not OUR yoda. i've never seen baby pics. i mean Grogu.
Man, the cable company is super crafty, using public information to contact me and act like I was inquiring about services. That lady didn't have any scripted responses to handle: "Nope, I don't need any internet."
Originally Posted by John McClane
Monday part 3
If only everyday was Monday.
Monday part 3