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Once, with a puppy. Things did not go down well.
So, SB, your only problem with prostitutes is that they aren't particulalrly "attractive"? Mine too. Like I said, if they looked like Elisabeth Shue, I'd be down at The Block four or five nights a week.
Living in Baltiomre and San Francisco and having walked past streetwalkers up-close-and-personal quite a few times (one of Frisco's 'worst' neighborhoods, The Tenderloin, was on my 23-block walk to and from work for a few months), I can give this little piece of advice: anytime you see a hooker from a mild distance who seems at all attractive - nice legs, slender - 9 times out of 10 that's a transvestite. You only find that out when you're right next to them or, for the less lucky, when you reach down under the skirt.
Can we start a new subject now? How about puppies or circus clowns? Anybody here ever pay for sex with a puppy or clown?
*BA-DUM-BUM-TISCHH*
Living in Baltiomre and San Francisco and having walked past streetwalkers up-close-and-personal quite a few times (one of Frisco's 'worst' neighborhoods, The Tenderloin, was on my 23-block walk to and from work for a few months), I can give this little piece of advice: anytime you see a hooker from a mild distance who seems at all attractive - nice legs, slender - 9 times out of 10 that's a transvestite. You only find that out when you're right next to them or, for the less lucky, when you reach down under the skirt.
Can we start a new subject now? How about puppies or circus clowns? Anybody here ever pay for sex with a puppy or clown?
*BA-DUM-BUM-TISCHH*
Yeah, 'cos we all know how hot hookers are...
Sun, you DO realize prostitution is illegal, yeah? Select portions of Nevada not withstanding. There's no age requirement, only a cash-up-front policy. What's gonna happen if they trick a "minor", are they going to lose their license?
If you've got the green and they've got the time, you're old enough. Go treat yourself, Sunny.
If you've got the green and they've got the time, you're old enough. Go treat yourself, Sunny.
@ Sun
Depends on the hooker.
How does this hooker thing work? Do hookers card people? Like if you're 17 can you still get one?
How did you hear about my hooker adventure?
When she said, "Hi, I'm a hooker and I'm in town for the convention" I thougt hooker was her last name and it was some kind of family reunion thing. Honest!
When she said, "Hi, I'm a hooker and I'm in town for the convention" I thougt hooker was her last name and it was some kind of family reunion thing. Honest!
well...gotta give my nephew a ride to his soccer game...later guys
Yeah...it's all lame, but I'll be damned if it ever stops being funny..
L.L. Laser D.
L.L. Laser D.
Yeah, well, so is the Happy Birthday stuff...but I love it. 