The Shoutbox
Hey, the economy's in a decline. She needs it.

And who needs a hooker with a massive LD collection? We all know that gets you laid 9 times outta 10, right?
Holden...well nevermind...I'll just leave it with Happy Birthday
Also, Spud, tell your Mom she charges too much.
And if hookers really looked at all like Elisabeth Shue, I'd be happily caught with 'em all the time. As none of 'em do, no thanks.

Besides, I spend far too much on DVDs and LDs to have enough dough left over for prostitutes.
I'm groovy, Spud. Thanks oh-so-much for your interest.
Hey did you hear that Unregistered got caught with a hooker!? Where's Silver at when I need him..
I want to talk to you...but my father would not approve.
Nobody wants to talk with me?
Anyways...How are you doing Unregistered? I asked you before but you didn't answer...
Maybe the singer was just talkin about himself..
I kinda like it...