The Shoutbox
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Billy Shakespeare re-writes "Heat of the Moment":

Dost thou remember when we used to dance
And ye incidents arose from yon circumstance?


Yep. I'm retarded. Must've been all those paint chips I used to eat. Well, still eat. Pass the ketchup.

"You're leaving now, it's in your eyes
there's no disguising it
It really comes as no surprise
to find that you planned it all along..."



Aaaah, ASIA. Two-Hit Wonders of the early '80s. That was an ass-kicking logo off their first album though - the traingle with a dragon over the water. Oh, yeah, that's right: I had the T-Shirt.
[i]"Do you remember when we used to dance
And incidents arose from circumstance?..."
I never meant to be so bad to you...
BOM BOM CH!
One thing I said that I would never do..
BOM BOM CH!
Mary. ICQ. Z. Now!

I've been waiting all day for you, b!tch!
Hell, yes. Especially when Cartman sings it with the members of Congress.
Now that is what I call ROCK AND / OR ROLL BABY!
It was the heat of the moment
Tellin' me what your heart meant
The heat of the moment
Shone in your eyes...
"Wait a minute. This sounds like rock and/or roll!"
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, Baby..."