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Anamatronic?!? Have you seen that dog of a show Bonnie Hunt has on ABC, or ever suffer through more than ten minutes of "D.A.G."? I love the guy, but his career is going nowhere - fast. You could easily get the real David Alan Grier to work the attraction, probably for a lot less than you'd pay the elephants.
Danny Glover too, sadly.
Danny Glover too, sadly.
We could have animatronic David Allen Griers that pop out from behind corners and scare people! It's the most brilliant thing I've ever heard.
Quick, let's write up a proposal for Disney!
Quick, let's write up a proposal for Disney!
Hey, where is Operation Dumbo Drop: The Ride anyway?!? It'd kind of be like the Twilight Zone: Tower of Terror, only you get to dress in fatigues and take the deadfall with a very scared (and likely sick) pachyderm!
"I ain't neeeeever seen no elephant puke!"
Then stand right about....here.
"I ain't neeeeever seen no elephant puke!"
Then stand right about....here.
Strange to think that Disney has made two entirely different movies about getting elephants to be airborne.
Countless more if you include movies about just doing things with elephants. Like getting them somewhere, or... stuff.
Countless more if you include movies about just doing things with elephants. Like getting them somewhere, or... stuff.
"I've seen a house fly. I've even seen a dragon fly. But I ain't neeeeeeeever seen an elephant fly!"
Have you ever seen a chicken with its head cut off running around like, well...a chicken with its head cut off?
"I've seena a peanut stand, I've heard a rubber band, but I done seen about everything, when I see an elephant fly...!"
"I've seena a peanut stand, I've heard a rubber band, but I done seen about everything, when I see an elephant fly...!"
Does he hear us?
Does he listen to the wind?
carrying whispered words
rendered in the night
letting him know without a doubt
we miss him fully and completely
Does he sense our nearness?
Can he feel our pressure?
even when far away?
our bodies ache to be by his side
to be kneeling at his feet
leaning against his thigh in contentment
Can he tame our spirit?
Does he see into our soul?
a kindred spirit in temperament
fighting for what's born with us
in a world so beautiful and cold
Can he reach into our minds?
Can he bend it to his will?
We are so easily read
an open book eager to learn
a willing pupil in his teaching hands
Our Heart is yours
Our Body is yours
Our Soul is yours
Our mind is yours
Our submission given freely
was not forced but taken seriously
We like you Master
always and forever
You are the one ...
the only one for us
Does he listen to the wind?
carrying whispered words
rendered in the night
letting him know without a doubt
we miss him fully and completely
Does he sense our nearness?
Can he feel our pressure?
even when far away?
our bodies ache to be by his side
to be kneeling at his feet
leaning against his thigh in contentment
Can he tame our spirit?
Does he see into our soul?
a kindred spirit in temperament
fighting for what's born with us
in a world so beautiful and cold
Can he reach into our minds?
Can he bend it to his will?
We are so easily read
an open book eager to learn
a willing pupil in his teaching hands
Our Heart is yours
Our Body is yours
Our Soul is yours
Our mind is yours
Our submission given freely
was not forced but taken seriously
We like you Master
always and forever
You are the one ...
the only one for us
BTW, thanks to the fine folks at THX, we can enjoy DST in DTS ASAP 24/7. The audience is listening...and fiddling with their watches.
Are we late or early?
Are we late or early?