[quote=Yoda]My mind is flooded with all sorts of tasteless jokes.[/quote]

[quote=2wrongs]:laugh:
Dollar Tree, gotta love it. I saw pregnancy tests there once...have to say I questioned the science involved.[/quote]

[quote=r3port3r66]See? The 99 cent store [I]never[/I] gets it right![/quote]

[quote=2wrongs]seen on a christmas yard decoration down the block from me:
"Berry Christmas" in which it was written on the side of a sleigh with Winnie the Pooh in it. Shouldn't the play on words have been, "Beary Christmas?" If you're going to be a nerd, do it right.[/quote]

[quote=r3port3r66]And I thought "Heaven" was lying here in your arms...damn Bryon Adams![/quote]

[quote=Sedai]All these years, me thinking Heaven was a place on Earth. Damn you Belinda, damn you.[/quote]

[quote=gummo]"But heaven ain't close in a place like this"[/quote]

[quote=OG-]It was from a song by The Killers, no one picked it up though:

"I'm breaking my back just to know your name."[/quote]

[quote=Anonymous Last][quote]By just trying to know your name.[/quote]

Tom  J.
Now no more tears![/quote]

[quote=Anonymous Last]Sorry to hear that.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Saturday I moved some furniture around, and was fine Sunday and Monday, but woke up Tuesday unable to move...

Back at work today, but very stiff and in some pain...[/quote]