The Shoutbox
"Yeah? Well they're better than those pictures of naked Lois Lane."

"Where'd you see those? Those are private!"
"He could be the Green Lantern"

"I found out his weakness, no green"
"Like laundry?"
"His buttocks are superb."
E: "It shrinks?"

J: "Like a frightened turtle."

E: "Why does it shrink?"

G: "It just Does."

E: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
"Alright, damnitt, I'm in."
"The switch? Can't be done."
"Rusty!! RUSTY!!!"
"And I was talking about how it's really not such a bad word."

"And it's about this time she mentioned the boyfriend?"