The Shoutbox
"Let me tell you something: if you're a guy and you ask for a doggie bag on a date, you might as well have them just wrap up your genitals too."
"The very had me lying in urine!"
"Are you sensing anything right now?"
"I had a pony! He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him. My sister had pony, my cousin had what's wrong with that?"
"Being a woman, I only have access to the equipment, what, thity to forty minutes a week? And that's a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24-hours a day their entire lives?"
"This isn't over. I still have armies in the Ukraine."

"Ukraine? Ukraine is weak, my friend."
"I dated you."

"That's because my standards are to low."
"Usually when the B leaves the O goes with it. This is beyond BO. This is BBO."
"That was a one-in-a-million Moyl."