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"Let me tell you something: if you're a guy and you ask for a doggie bag on a date, you might as well have them just wrap up your genitals too."

"I had a pony! He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him. My sister had pony, my cousin had pony...so what's wrong with that?"

"Being a woman, I only have access to the equipment, what, thity to forty minutes a week? And that's a good week. How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment and have access to it 24-hours a day their entire lives?"