The Shoutbox
true on many accounts
There's nothing a little bit of duct tape can't fix.
I think I realized today Im the Roy Hibbert of the american workforce
watch more films, that cures everything.
Like you playing a sympathy card?
Stupid heel pain flared up again, just when I thought I got rid of it. Also, it flared up after a period of LIGHTER activity. This makes no sense.
like my math teacher used to say: put crap in, get crap out.
You definitely have a dirty mind.
dirty people is why we can have nice things. i’m looking at you Pig-Pen!

alas, they never leave their keys in the car
Originally Posted by John McClane
Originally Posted by doubledenim
Manual transmission is a big time anti-theft device, but for some reason it doesn’t get you a break on your car insurance 🤨
Whenever I see those "millennial anti-theft device" bumper stickers I kinda wanna steal their car, drive it down to the railroad tracks, and let the wildlife have their way with it.
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