The Shoutbox
"Oh, there you are. Very amusing."
"Sax-a-ma-phone..."
"Awww, the Denver Broncos?"
Actually, I don't like having the most shouts. I'm the owner -- it looks pathetic.
"You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad...!"
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing
Why thank you... you're not doing too bad yourself Guess this is an excuse for me to get my # of shouts up w/o getting in trouble b/c the owner is matching me, LOL.
"Hey, do you know where I can get a hammock around here?"

"Well, there's Hammocks 'R' Us, Hammock World, Lots of Hammocks..."

"Oh, yeah, in the hammock district, right?"
"No TV and no beer make Homer, something something."

"Go crazy?"

"DON'T MIND IF I DO!!!"
"The nutritional power of twelve kinds of apples!"
Excellent quote, mightymose.