[quote=ynwtf]I'll take it, screams the Mouth of the South into a megaphone.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]These pretzels are making me thirsty![/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Someone needs to tap in so I can sleep. My hand is cramping up here, y'all.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]o.O[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]A chicken went out for a stroll. UGH. This thing is broken. I give up.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Okok. there were two bars. One guy walked into the other one. Crap. No...[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]Does a bear pope in the woods?? Wait. No. Does a POPE bea... Dangit, no. That's not it either. Does Kermit drink green tea....OMG why can't I remember this stupid joke?![/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]NINJAS
They had to ban cigarettes at ninja camp. People kept seeing the smoke.

=\[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Of course I made an exception for this site, so it might be self defeating.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Time limits just kicked in on my phone. My sleep schedule and eyes thanks me kindly for using the feature. :D[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Yeah, when I worked at the hotel we had a sci-fi convention take place the same weekend as a wedding counselor seminar. :facepalm:[/quote]